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RJEČNIK BOSANSKOG POSLOVNOG JEZIKA
U svijetu - Bosanski

Gdje ste, dragi prijatelju, nismo se dugo vidjeli, baš mi je drago da vas vidim. - Đe si, pizda ti materina!

Drago mi je što vam ovaj ručak prija. - Pa diši malo!

Moguće je da ste dobili nepotpune informacije na osnovu kojih ne možemo uspostaviti plodnu suradnju. - Ma puši kurac!

Bojim se da niste u pravu. - Puši kurac!

Na osnovu iskustva, smatram da njegovo mišljenje u ovom slučaju nije od ključnog značaja. – Ko ga jebe!

Mislim da kolegica neće predstavljati zapreku za ostvarenje projekta. - Jebeš kurvu!

Možete li nam objasniti svrsishodnost ugradnje vaše opreme? - Koji će mi to kurac?

Ha, ha, sigurno se šalite. - Sereš!

Već imamo instaliranu opremu, pa mislim da nam vaša oprema nije neophodna. - Ma boli me kurac, već imam.

Možda niste pažljivo u cjelini sagledali sve aspekte ugovora? - Jebem te ćorava!

Naš se suradnik nije u toj situaciji sasvim snašao, na što ćemo mu skrenuti pažnju. – Jebaću mu mater balavu!

Smatram da je projekt lako ostvariv i ne predstavlja veliku teškoću. - Pičkin dim!

Mislim da je ovaj poslovni projekt po ovakvim uvjetima teško ostvariti. - Može, al' u kurcu!

Trenutno nismo u mogućnosti isplatiti vam prvu ratu. - Dam ti kurac.

Gospodin kojeg ste posjetili izuzetno je obrazovan i sposoban. - Ma on je pederčina.

Na njegove primjedbe se ne treba previše osvrtati. - Ko ga jebe.

Gospodinovi stavovi nam donose probleme, ali se nadam da će ga njegov nadređeni uvjeriti da surađuje s nama. - E dobiće po pički!

Napokon. - A fala kurcu.

Smatram da ta informacija nije od presudnog značaja za vas. - Boli te kurac!

On je čvrst i potkovan pregovarač i teško ga je uvjeriti bez pravih argumenata. - Ma tjeraj ga u pičku materinu.

Da li biste bili ljubazni i obrazložili današnju iznenadnu promjenu vašeg stava i mišljenja? - Koji ti je danas kurac?

Hvala. - izraz ne postoji.

Izvini, ali malo sam te duže čekao. - Đe si, jebo te?!

Gospodin je veoma obrazovan. - On je peder.

Ne, nikako niste u pravu. - Puši kurac.

Informacija koju imate ne odgovara činjeničnom stanju. - Jedeš govna.

Vaša tajnica je veoma simpatična. - Jel' jebeš ti to?

Koju funkciju gospodin ima u firmi? - Koji je on kurac?

Trenutno nismo zainteresirani za reklamu. - Koji će mi kurac reklama?

Smatram da njegovo mišljenje ne treba uvažiti. - Ko ga jebe!

Nisam u mogućnosti dati Vam robu na odgođeno plaćanje. - Dam ti kurac na odgođeno!

Taj zakon ne treba uvažiti. - Jebo zakon.

Zašto odbijate daljnu suradnju? - Koji ti je moj?

On nema mnogo utjecaja. - Može mi ga popušiti.

Oprostite! - Jebi ga.

Neću - Oću kurac.

Kako srbi prevode engleski:
SRPSKO - ENGLESKI RJEČNIK

De si, bolan - Where are you, sick

Momci iz kraja - Boys from the end

Taman posla - Dark of the job

Mesna Zajednica - Meat Community

Stavili su mu lisice - They put him Foxes

Opasulji se - Bean Yourself

Raskupusana knjiga - Cabbaged book

Mnogo sam se sekirao - I axed myself very much

Radim punom parom - I am working with a full dime

Kama Sutra - Big knife tomorrow

Pričam sam sa sobom - I am talking alone with the room

Računaj na mene - Calculate on me

Radio Mileva - Worked Melissa

Janjine, janjine - I them not, I them not

Čekanje u redu za hleb - Waiting All Right for Bread

Ivica i Marica - Edge and Police Van

Ne lezi vraže - Don't lay devil

Hej, žica, žica, žica, drma mi se kabanica - Hey Wire Wire Wire, My Raincoat is Shaking

Idi mi, dođi mi - Come to me go to me

Pederuša - Fag Bag

Šta ima? - What has?

Kom obojci, kom opanci - To whom feet wrappers, to whom Serbian peasant shoes

Jos koliko sutra - More how much tomorrow

Drage volje - Of dear will

Ko te šljivi - Who plums you

Ko te šiša - Who cuts your hair

Zašto da ne - Why yes no

Samoupravne strukture - Selfruling structures

More, nosi se - Sea, carry yourself

Kakva šteta - What a damage

Udesiću te za Vrbicu - I'll decorate you for Willow day

Potpitanje - Subquestion

Ljigavo ponašanje - Lubricated behaviour

Ima petlju - He has a loop

Od pamtiveka - Since remember century

Živ se pojeo od muke - He was eating himself alive from nausea

Bez zadnje namere - Without behind intention

Prebio ga na mrtvo ime - He beat him on dead name

Za čije babe zdravlje - For whose grandma health

Koji ti je đavo - Who is your devil

Popišmaniti se - To overpiss oneself

Žuti žutuju, crveni putuju - The yellows are yellowing, the reds are travelling

Srednje zalosno - Middle sad

Obriši se - Erase yourself

Tekuća pitanja - Liquid questions

Dapače - Yes, little duck

Uzeti zdravo za gotovo - To take healthy for over

Od malih nogu - From (since) the little legs

Da li biste me preveli na drugu stranu ulice - Would you translate me on the other page in face

Dva loša ubiše Miloša - Two bad Milosh dead

Malo sutra - A little bit tomorrow

Malopre - Small before

Paz' da ne bi - Watch out so it shouldn't be

Ma nemoj - Oh not mine

More bre - Sea, brother

More ne moze - Sea can't

Idi begaj - Go escape

Koji ti je, bre, odjutros - Which one is it to you, brother, since this morning

Bog te pita - God you pie

Voditi računa - To lead the bill

Izes pos'o - Eat the job

Samoubica - Only killer

Kako gde - How where

Kako kad - How when

Kako da ne - How yes no

More mars - Sea march

Vise Marsova - More mars

Napet sam - I am on five (on five alone)

Sav sam napet - I am all on five

Zna znanje - He knows knowledge

Utopistički socijalizam - Drowning socialism

Hvala na pitanju - Thank you for the question

Hajde da igramo karte - Let's play tickets

Volite li okretne igre - Do you like revolving plays

Rukovodeći drugovi - Handleading comrades

Kolektivno rukovodstvo - Collective handleadership

Rukovodeći sastav - Handleading composition

Rukovodeće strukture - Handleading structures

Zgrada sa pratećim objektima - Building with following objects

Okvirni dogovor - Framed understanding

On je velika zverka - He is a big animal

Dva jaja na oko - Two eggs on eye

Kad bih imao samo malo više vremena - If I only had little more weather

Delim vaše mišljenje - I divide your opinion

Ona je u drugom stanju - She is in second stage

Na licu mesta - On the face of the place

Narodi i narodnosti - Peoples and peoplesnalities

On je svetla tačka - He is bright full stop

Preveo ga žednog preko vode - He translated him thirsty across the water

Na Kukovo leto - On Hook's summer

Spetljao se s njom - He looped himself with her

Uvek nešto petlja - He always loops something

Petlja se tamo gde mu nije mesto - He loops himself there where he has no place

Želim da se naslonim na tebe - I wish to elephant myself on you

Stavili ga na tapet - He was put on wall paper

Živi na visokoj nozi - He lives on high leg

Drugo ispravljeno izdanje - Second straightened out treason

Soli mu pamet - He salts his brain

Od pamtiveka - Since remember-century

On je kuje u zvezde - He blacksmiths her in stars

Jezik u sosu - Language in souce

Šta ti pada na pamet - What is falling on your brain

Pucali smo od smeha - We were shooting from laughter

Radi ga ko vola u kupusu - He works him like an ox in cabbage

Nek se nosi - Let him carry himself

Nemoj da me radiš - Don't work me

Ti me radiš - You are working me

Ko mu šmirgla uši - Who sandpapers his ears

Nemoj da ga tupiš - Don't blunt it

On je veliki tupadžija - He is big blunter

Pljunuti otac - Spitted father

Za svaku sliku i priliku - For every picture and ocasion

Zemaljski sud - Earth Court

Potkrovlje - Subroof

Napao ga na pasja usta - He attacked him on dogs' mouth

Zavrtela mu je mozak - She turned his brain around

Razbibriga - Brakeworry

Daleko mu lepa kuća - Far him beautiful house

Uhvatio je maglu - He cought fog

Ne vredi ni pišljiva boba - He is not worth a pissing bean

Ni rod ni pomoz' bog - Neither a relative nor help me God

Udri brigu na veselje - Beat your worry on the joy

Nema dlake na jeziku - He doesn't have hair on his language

Luta kao gluva kučka - He wanders like a deaf bitch

Ne zna dve unakrst - He does not know two crossed

Gura kao mećava - Pushing like a blizzard

Kome ti to - To whom you this

Mani se ćorava posla - Give up the blind business

Dala mu je korpu - She gave him basket

On je deveta rupa na svirali - He is the ninth hole on the flute

Ispeci pa reci - Bake it then say it

Smeje mu se u brk - He laughs into his moustache

Pijan je ko majka - He is drunk as a mother

Izvodi besne gliste - He performs wild worms

Vratiti milo za drago - To return pleasure for dear

Uzoran građanin - Plaughed citizen

Uzoran muž - Plaughed husband

On je velika marka - He is big stamp

Jabuke u šlafroku - Apples in nightgown

Sarma u telećoj maramici - Stuffed calf handkerchief

Iz čista mira - Out of clean peace

Hteo bih da se nadovežem na diskusiju moga druga - I would like to overtie myself to the comrade's discusion

Da pojedemo nešto s nogu - Let's eat something from the legs

Fotokopije - Photowhodrinks

Baš-Čelik - Just-Steel

Upala mišića - The In-fall of Little Mice

Zdravo za gotovo - Hello for ready

Slepo crevo - Blind Hose

Kopile - Whochicken

Naslon - On elephant

Ne pasuje - It doesn't dog

Ja se staram o njemu - I old about him

Crveno na pruge - Red on railways

Supruga - Arerailway

Blago tebi - Treasure to you

Veni, vidi, vic(i) - Fade, see, joke

Moram da ribam patos - I have to fish the floor

Sveta Stolica - Holy shit

Jagnjeća maramica - Lamb handkerchief

Uzeo je bolovanje - He took a paining

Vidi ga kako se prima - Look at him receiving himself

Sve što je izgubljeno može se povratiti - Everything that is lost can be thrown up

Sijalično grlo - Lightbulb throat

Pop pevač - Priest singer

Natenane - On those mothers

Reka je poplavila zemlju - The river blued the ground

Sve je gore i gore - Everything is up and up

Oči boje duge - Eyes colors long

Krov na kosu stolicu - Roof on hair chair

Usmereno obrazovanje - Directed cheeking

Vrlo je sparno - It is very with-even

Gde mi se dede olovka - Where did my pencil grandfather itself

Natkasna - Above late

Sudski spor - Court slow

Savladati - To withgovern

On muva ribe - He flies fishes

Čitav dan buljim u ekran - I've been assing in the screen all day

Na sve sam navikao - I have onshouted on everything

Tito rođen u Kumrovcu - You that born in godfathers sheep

Dala mu je nogu - She gave him leg

Kostim - Who with team

Mamojebač - Motherfucker

Strukovni savez - Waist union

Ko umije njemu dvije - Who Washes, Him Two

Idi u dupe na vašar - Go to the ass on the fair

U kom grmu leži zec - Which bush hides the lying rabbit

Znam te koko dok si jaje bila - Chicken, i knew you while you were an egg

Drži vodu dok majstori odu - Hold the water until the repairmen leave

Poljubio je zatvorena vrata - He kissed the closed door

Kud puklo da puklo - Where cracked yes cracked

Um caruje, snaga klade valja - Mind rules, power rolls the logs

Videćemo čija majka crnu vunu prede - We shall see whose mother knits the black wool

Uzdaj se u se i u svoje kljuse - trust yourself and your horse

Za dobrim konjem prašina se diže - A cloud of dust follows a good horse

Vrag s tobom gloginje mlatio - May the devil beat hawthornes with you

Ko o čemu, baba o uštipcima - Who about what, grandma about doughnuts

Poklonjenom konju u zube se ne gleda - You're not supposed to look at the teeth of a horse you got as a present

Ne možeš i jare i pare - You can't have both lamb and the money

Kad na vrbi rodi grožđe - When the willow gives birth to grapes

Videla žaba da se konji kuju pa i ona podigla nogu - A frog had seen that horses were getting shoed, so she too lifted a leg

Ni po babu ni po stričevima - Neither according to father nor according to uncles

Živi bili pa videli - Let's be alive, and we'll see

On mlati praznu slamu - He's beating the empty hay

Ustani kume da sedne sviračeva majka - Get up, best man, let the musician's mother sit

Prvo skoči pa reci "hop" - Jump first, then say "hop"

Lezi 'lebu da te jedem - Bread lay down, 'coz I'm gonna eat you

Sira i vojne muzike - Cheese and military music

Ko rano rani dve sreće grabi - Who early earlies, two lucks grabs

Zasviraj i za pojas zadeni - Play up, and fit it into your belt

Otiš'o si, sarmu probo nisi - You've left before you tried stuffed cabbage

Sjaši Kurta da uzjaše Murta - Get off Kurta, let Murta ride

Nema odmora dok traje obnova - There's no holiday during a reconstruction

Riba ribi grize rep - One fish eats the tail of another fish

Došla maca na vratanca - A kitten came to the small door

Gde svi turci tu i mali Mujo - Where all the turks, little Mujo as well

Bež'te noge usraće vas guzica - Legs, run away, or the arse will shit you

Ne traži dlaku u jajetu - Don't look for a hair in an egg

Nema sranja posle pišanja - There's no shitting after pissing

Ko kosi a ko vodu nosi - Who mows and who carries the water

Sranje kroz gusto granje - Shit through the thick branches

Slažu se ko rogovi u vreći - They're defragmenting like horns in a bag

Lupaš kao Maksim po diviziji - You're banging like Maxim on the division

Ubio si ga k'o zeca - You shot him like a rabbit

Ko mene kamenom ja njega većim - Hit me with a pebble and I'll hit you with a rock

Mota ga oko malog prsta - She's winding him up around the pinkie

Ne lipši magarče do zelene trave - Donkey, don't kick the bucket untill green grass

Jebo te voz koji te doneo - Fuck the train who brought you here

I mi konja za trku imamo - We too have the horse for the race

Na muci se poznaju junaci - Heroes are recognized during suffering

Ko sa decom spava, upišan se budi - He who sleeps with children, wakes up wet

Mudo labudovo - Swan's nut

Ko se jednom o mleko opeče taj i u jogurt duva - Who got burnt from milk, blows into buttermilk

Doć' će cica na kolica - Cica will come on carriage

I tata bi, sine - Daddy would too, son

U limburgu mesecu kad se majmuni šišaju - In the month of limbourgh, when monkeys get their haircuts

Đuvegije gde ste da ste... - Hey grooms, wherever you are...

Ne klepeći nanulama - Don't knock with clugs

Mali mrav, mali mrav, u nedrima nest'o - Little ant, little ant, disappeared into the cleveage

Tri livade nigde hlada nema - Three meadows and no shade in sight

Suve šljive i orasi, mi smo diko siromasi - Dry plums and walnuts, diko we are poor

Aj veseli se, kućni domaćine - Ay, be merry, host of the house

Moj Milane, jabuko sa grane - My Milan, apple from the branch

Milorade, bekrijo, sve si pare popio - Milorad, you drunkard, you've drank all the money

Šta će nama šoferima kuća - What good is a home to us, professional drivers

Na kraj sela čađava mehana - On the edge of the village - sooty tavern

Mujo kuje konja po mjesecu - Mujo hammers the horse on the moon

Majka Muju šišala na struju - His mother used to give electric haircuts to Mujo

Vino pije Kraljeviću Marko, pola pije, pola Šarcu daje - Marko Kraljevic drinks the wine, half he drinks, half he gives to Sharac

Idi kući obuci se, lele dunje ranke - Go home and dress, dear oh dear, early quinces

Kafu mi draga ispeci - Fry me a coffee, my dear

Ja vragolan i moj deda - Me roguish and my grandfather

Kopao sam dubok zdenac godinu il' dve - I was digging a deep well for a year or two

'Ajde Jano konja da prodamo - C'mon Jana, let's sell a horse

Uđe Fata u magazu sama, za njom uđe Mujo, zamandali vrata - Fata came to the warehouse alone, followed by Mujo locking the door

Fijaker stari ulicama luta - Old carriage wandering the streets

Bolujem ja, boluješ ti, bolujemo od ljubavi - I'm sick, you're sick, we're love sick

Levo, desno, nigde moga stana, oj ulice i ti si pijana - Left, right, my flat is missing, oh street, you're drunk too

Na te mislim kada zora sviće - I'm thinking of you in the sunrise

Kad sam bio mlađan lovac ja - When I was a young hunter

Stojadinka ovce šiša pripomaže Juradiša ... janjci bleju makaze zvekeću... - Stojadinka's shearing the sheep, Juradisha assisting... sheep are bleating, scissors are clinking...

Hajd' u kolo, Rado - Come to colorado

Donesi vina, krčmarice - Bring some wine, saloon lady

Jebem radoznale i slažem na gomilu - I'm fucking the curious ones and piling them up

Ja brdom, brdom, brdom a devojka dolom, dolom - I walk the hill, hill, hill, the girl walks valley, valley

More Marko, ne ori drumove - Sea Marko, stop ploughing the roads

Zima, zima e pa šta je, ako je zima, nije lav - zima, zima pa neka je, ne boji se ko je zdrav - Winter winter eh so what, if it's winter it's not a lion, winter winter let it be, healthy ones are not afraid

Crven fesić mamo, crven fesić joj mamice - Tiny red hat, mamma, tiny red hat, oh mamma

Ne jebe ga ni za suvu šljivu - He doesn't screw him for a dried prune

Za koji moj - For which mine

- Šiljokuran - Pricksharper

Biti kurate sreće - To be of pricky fortune

Jebaću ti nanu naninu - I'll screw your grandma's grandma

Pišati uz vetar - To piss against the wind

Jebo je ježa - He screwed a hedgehog

Idi u majčinu - Go into mother's

Idi u tri lepe - Go into three beautiful

Jebaću ti sunce - I'll screw your sun

Jebo te šinter - Let the dog catcher screw you

Titrati nekome jaja - To jingle someone's balls

Popizdeti - To overcunt

Idi u krasni - Go into the beautiful

Jebivetar - Windfucker

Do mojega - Till the mine

U, je - In is

Najebati - Onfuck

Zajebati - Forfuck

Sjebati - Withfuck

Odjebati - Offuck

Podjebavati - Underfuck